Friday, January 23, 2009

Convo with the Cashier

Setting: Buying food from the grocery store attached to my building

Characters: Me; Cashier


The one and only SCENE

Cashier: How are you doing today? (scans my purchases)

Me: (nods head) Pretty good. How about you?

Cashier: (in high-pitched voice) Super-Duper!
(cashier shakes his head and starts putting my food into a bag)
Cashier: I don't know why I said that. It made me sound like Barney.

(I raise my eyebrows; Barney Stinson of HIMYM jumps to mind - yes, that's how obsessed I am with the show)

Cashier: You know, the purple dinosaur?

Me: Oh, of course.

Cashier: I swear. I don't watch Barney. Ever.

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