Setting: Buying food from the grocery store attached to my building
Characters: Me; Cashier
The one and only SCENE
Cashier: How are you doing today? (scans my purchases)
Me: (nods head) Pretty good. How about you?
Cashier: (in high-pitched voice) Super-Duper!
(cashier shakes his head and starts putting my food into a bag)
Cashier: I don't know why I said that. It made me sound like Barney.
(I raise my eyebrows; Barney Stinson of HIMYM jumps to mind - yes, that's how obsessed I am with the show)
Cashier: You know, the purple dinosaur?
Me: Oh, of course.
Cashier: I swear. I don't watch Barney. Ever.